Gaming Update

 Hello subjects,

 

    As of recently, I've been starved for some half decent MMO gameplay. I wasn't about to hop back onto Final Fantasy XIV, because frankly, that game is awful and I don't want to play it ever again. It's ironic that this feeling occurred right as my college semester had begun, but nonetheless, I yearned for something, and that something ended up being Dragon Quest X. 

 This game has been a breath of fresh air in a genre I always perceived as being story-slogging, grind heavy garbage. I wanted to show all of my followers just how beautiful it is, so I constructed this video just for you all. Please, take a look.

 

 

 

P.S. The Slime is named "walmart". He's joined me on my journey to becoming the best Monster Master.  

 

Thanks, 

TPC 

Subjects, I have returned -- An update

 Hello subjects,

 

Commander Coleman is back in business. I thought I had lost access to this website due to the evil hacker of whom I choose to not name, to the point where I thought about buying the handle "trentcoleman.fun" as a replacement for a mere $40 per month, but thankfully it never came to that point. Our home is now in the safe, warm, and loving hands, of yours truly. 

 

That being said, my avid subjects have missed a significant period of my life, an entire summer break in fact. Nothing of note happened during this period however, except for the fact that I had played through a few more video games and went to New York to see a grifter buy a shitty video game console. And, also that I relocated bases. 

 

Expect more updates on here soon. I believe a rebrand is in order...

TPC     

 

P.S. Here's a nice piece of artwork I would like to share for you all from a new favorite game of mine called "Dragon Force". It's a Japanese RTS game akin to that of the Ogre Battle series. One of the goats. Highly recommend. 

~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Of7VZQ9O10 

 

Really awesome video

 Hello subjects, please watch this video in its entirety without skipping through it. It pays to be patient. 

(1) Coleman Creature Collection Vol. 2

                                                             Chicken from Suikoden IV

 

Regarding the presidential election:

 Hello subjects, 

As you are all aware, I am currently running in the 2024 Presidential Election. Currently, I am ranked just below whoever the fuck Robert Kennedy is, putting me in 6th place. Do not lose hope! They still have not counted my votes, and it will be a matter of time until we bring it home!

Stay frosty, Colemen! 

- T C

I am running for president.

Greetings subjects,

    In light of the recent news of Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. dropping out of our current ongoing election, and seeing the many Americans distraught over which candidate to pick, it has kindled a fire in me. As each day passes, the flame continues to be fanned, becoming a mightier force than any have seen before. I feel as though the meaning behind the term "freedom" has been lost over the millennia, and it's saddening to see the reality being as such. My goal as president is to bring America to a new place, a freedom none have seen thus far. A vote for me is a vote not only for your future, but the countries future. A future beyond comprehension.

- C

Strange being found in Minecraft

 Hello subjects, 

I was playing and enjoying Minecraft the other day and stumbled across this strange being and I'm not quite sure what it is. In these times of desperation and uncertainty, I added calming music to help soothe the nerves of all viewers who dare to watch this mysterious and exquisite video. Please enjoy:

My opinion on Drake vs. Kendrick Lamear

 Hello Subjects,

As rap music isn't my forte, I thought my opinion would be ever valuable in the sea of slop that is the internet. Ready to hear it? 

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I DONT FUCKING CARE! News flash!: I dont fucking care! Guess what!.... I DONT CARE xD.

Yep. I said it. When that shit dropped you know what I did? Why, i started listening to Dragon Quest V: Hands of the Heavenly Bride's Original Soundtrack, composed by Koichi Sugiyama for the PlayStation 2. It's a sight to behold as you listen to the triumphant battle theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmCixd0JKw and the adventurous open world theme that introduces the world of Zenithia! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7KSTl54aCk .. You drake and lamear fans just wouldnt understand real music if it hit you in the face! This is the type of shit you just dont get on terbik(dot)org, hes probably busy digging in his ass and sniffing the sweet secretion! I mean.. Get a load of the cum gargling symphony that is the splatoon soundtrack! Or the "quirky" and uninspired ear piercing 16-bit orchestra that is the earthbound ost! Better yet, listen to the Slopsona 5 OST, filled with some of the most overrated shit I've ever heard to this day! Shits so bad you cant even understand what the singer is saying in every song! Let's report back to the early 2000s and file for bankruptcy, Atlus! 

Keep it cool, subjects! 

-C

TERBIK IS JEFFREY EPSTEIN OR WORSE

Subjects, I come bearing grave news!

 

In terbik's new blog post in which he posted evidence that proved my sources to be incorrect, he forgot to cover up the address in which his business resides! He works in a place called 123 Main Street Anytown NY 10000..

.. and after doing some research....I,  Trenton Paul Stanislaus Von Coleman III found that 123 main street anytown ny 10000 resides ON EPSTEIN ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sent a source to go check it out, and he took the photograph posted below. Can you believe this shit? Truly, terbik is a despicable man worth nothing. If I were you I would stop going to his website...
 

 

Please subjects, stay safe out there in the unkempt pubes that are the world wide web, and by association terbik(dot)org!

- C

Responding to the allegations

 

Hello subjects! 

WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The legal representative for Terbik(dot)org told me that he is actually being paid $4.99! Here at www.trentcoleman.org, we pay our employees very well with a starting wage of $5.00, a whopping 1 whole cent above our competitors. Keep that in mind before reading that pesky website!

Keep it cool! 

-C

Luke update

 Hey guys I'm still playing Persona 2: Eternal Punishment and I'm really bored. Thanks for reading y'all. Peace

Hi guys!

Hey subjects 
I have joined the trent coleman and friends army
#hype

Phase 2: Defense Upgrade

Hello subjects, 

Please refer to this video I have created: https://youtu.be/Fl1-pGxe_98

 

It serves as undeniable proof of my original ideas. The video is dated for 6:30, April 26, 2024 and has evidence in its contents of what my plans will turn out to be. Any who should come out and say that they had the idea first are nothing but false prophets and mere sheeple. Do not listen to them under any circumstances. 

I am hiring new recruits for admins as all of my old ones have been fired for breaking contract. Contact me at aerithdies on discord if you wish to apply. 

Please, enjoy this image of exdeath that I had saved on my computer from earlier in the day due to discord being down:

Remember warriors, cogito ergo sum. Stay frosty subjects, 

- C

We're going to war.

 Hello subjects,

I come bearing grave news. We have an imposter among us, and I do not mean one of the among us variety. I will not be naming names, however Terbik stole my entire shit and nobody is laughing. I will be launching a series of updates that far surpass that of certain competitors  in order to signify alpha male status and assert dominance once and for all.  

The newest addition

to this website is a new theme! Please let me know what you guys think of this sleek, beautiful and stylistic choice I have presented you all with! If there are any changes you would like to see, please let me know and I will ask my technician to see them concluded to the best of our ability. 

Keep it cool, subjects! 

- TC

An update as of 4/16/2024

 Hello Subjects,

As it stands I am currently in the last 15 days of my college semester! If any of you have ever done anything with your life before, you would know that means summer is right around the corner! Woohoo!!!!!!!!!! The image below was my initial reaction to that information. Completing your classes or doing anything that is asked of you is a feeling that is better than finding an infinite 1-UP glitch in a Super Mario Bros game.

On the side however, I have been completing a lot of video games. I just beat a game called "Front Mission" on the Super Famicom and it rather fun if i do say so my self! I am currently playing a game called Romancing Saga (1) on the Super Famicom and I have no fucking clue what my goal is... The game had a lore dump about gods at the very start, then I chose a character and they said their names then it dropped me into a town with no direction at all. Very strange, but unique in a very innovative and fun way! Here is what it looks like below... just kidding! you can see it for yourself when the time comes, for now look at this gif from romancing saga 2 that has one of the enemies animated like THE bowser farting gif. LOL! I know im not playing that game. peace out! - C

Breaking news!

 Hello subjects! I come bearing breaking news! 

President Donald J. Trump has been arrested! I can hardly believe it myself. My father is especially distraught about this... 

 

We here at www.trentcoleman.com don't quite have all the facts yet, but we will keep you updated as the story progresses. Below is posted a mugshot of the alleged criminal. 

Stay frosty out there, subjects! 

- TC

Terrible news...

 Hello subjects, it is I, your ruler Trent Paul Stanislaus Von Coleman III. 

Unfortunately, it has come to my attention that my favorite restaurant has been attacked by an evil car! Perhaps it was possessed by a demon of some sort. The image below is a real life capture of the event after the evil potentially possessed car attacked it...

Drive safely, Trent Bloggers!

- Trent Paul Coleman 

SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE | A Reality of Retroness!

 Hello Subjects!

Today, I went to go see the all new SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE with my friend and fellow administrator, Nik! All of the references to old retro media from the 90s and 80s was so amazing.... I loved the voices of the characters in the movie, especially Bowser and good ol' retro DK. They even added a call back to one of his games! (No spoilers of course!!!). Anyway, I highly recommend you see it if you love Nintendo and Retroness!!

The image below is very retro and represents the movie very well considering it is based off of a retro video game. Please enjoy it and view it at your own pleasure! - Trent Coleman

New friend!

 Hello subjects.

I just finished my midterms! I passed, thankfully... However, that isn't why I'm writing this post. 

I'm writing it because.... I got a new friend! It's a Moogle from Final Fantasy. He is either seen floating above my resting spot (my bed) or sitting in my subterranean dungeon (my office). 

What should I name him? Any and all suggestions are welcome.

Thanks,

Trent Coleman

Hey Colefam!

 

I got the new mario plush from nintendo! i love this little guy! can't wait to sensually and slowly touch marios with trent once we both get our plushies! :3