TERBIK IS JEFFREY EPSTEIN OR WORSE

Subjects, I come bearing grave news!

 

In terbik's new blog post in which he posted evidence that proved my sources to be incorrect, he forgot to cover up the address in which his business resides! He works in a place called 123 Main Street Anytown NY 10000..

.. and after doing some research....I,  Trenton Paul Stanislaus Von Coleman III found that 123 main street anytown ny 10000 resides ON EPSTEIN ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sent a source to go check it out, and he took the photograph posted below. Can you believe this shit? Truly, terbik is a despicable man worth nothing. If I were you I would stop going to his website...
 

 

Please subjects, stay safe out there in the unkempt pubes that are the world wide web, and by association terbik(dot)org!

- C

Responding to the allegations

 

Hello subjects! 

WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The legal representative for Terbik(dot)org told me that he is actually being paid $4.99! Here at www.trentcoleman.org, we pay our employees very well with a starting wage of $5.00, a whopping 1 whole cent above our competitors. Keep that in mind before reading that pesky website!

Keep it cool! 

-C

Luke update

 Hey guys I'm still playing Persona 2: Eternal Punishment and I'm really bored. Thanks for reading y'all. Peace

Hi guys!

Hey subjects 
I have joined the trent coleman and friends army
#hype

Phase 2: Defense Upgrade

Hello subjects, 

Please refer to this video I have created: https://youtu.be/Fl1-pGxe_98

 

It serves as undeniable proof of my original ideas. The video is dated for 6:30, April 26, 2024 and has evidence in its contents of what my plans will turn out to be. Any who should come out and say that they had the idea first are nothing but false prophets and mere sheeple. Do not listen to them under any circumstances. 

I am hiring new recruits for admins as all of my old ones have been fired for breaking contract. Contact me at aerithdies on discord if you wish to apply. 

Please, enjoy this image of exdeath that I had saved on my computer from earlier in the day due to discord being down:

Remember warriors, cogito ergo sum. Stay frosty subjects, 

- C

We're going to war.

 Hello subjects,

I come bearing grave news. We have an imposter among us, and I do not mean one of the among us variety. I will not be naming names, however Terbik stole my entire shit and nobody is laughing. I will be launching a series of updates that far surpass that of certain competitors  in order to signify alpha male status and assert dominance once and for all.  

The newest addition

to this website is a new theme! Please let me know what you guys think of this sleek, beautiful and stylistic choice I have presented you all with! If there are any changes you would like to see, please let me know and I will ask my technician to see them concluded to the best of our ability. 

Keep it cool, subjects! 

- TC

An update as of 4/16/2024

 Hello Subjects,

As it stands I am currently in the last 15 days of my college semester! If any of you have ever done anything with your life before, you would know that means summer is right around the corner! Woohoo!!!!!!!!!! The image below was my initial reaction to that information. Completing your classes or doing anything that is asked of you is a feeling that is better than finding an infinite 1-UP glitch in a Super Mario Bros game.

On the side however, I have been completing a lot of video games. I just beat a game called "Front Mission" on the Super Famicom and it rather fun if i do say so my self! I am currently playing a game called Romancing Saga (1) on the Super Famicom and I have no fucking clue what my goal is... The game had a lore dump about gods at the very start, then I chose a character and they said their names then it dropped me into a town with no direction at all. Very strange, but unique in a very innovative and fun way! Here is what it looks like below... just kidding! you can see it for yourself when the time comes, for now look at this gif from romancing saga 2 that has one of the enemies animated like THE bowser farting gif. LOL! I know im not playing that game. peace out! - C

Breaking news!

 Hello subjects! I come bearing breaking news! 

President Donald J. Trump has been arrested! I can hardly believe it myself. My father is especially distraught about this... 

 

We here at www.trentcoleman.com don't quite have all the facts yet, but we will keep you updated as the story progresses. Below is posted a mugshot of the alleged criminal. 

Stay frosty out there, subjects! 

- TC

Terrible news...

 Hello subjects, it is I, your ruler Trent Paul Stanislaus Von Coleman III. 

Unfortunately, it has come to my attention that my favorite restaurant has been attacked by an evil car! Perhaps it was possessed by a demon of some sort. The image below is a real life capture of the event after the evil potentially possessed car attacked it...

Drive safely, Trent Bloggers!

- Trent Paul Coleman 

SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE | A Reality of Retroness!

 Hello Subjects!

Today, I went to go see the all new SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE with my friend and fellow administrator, Nik! All of the references to old retro media from the 90s and 80s was so amazing.... I loved the voices of the characters in the movie, especially Bowser and good ol' retro DK. They even added a call back to one of his games! (No spoilers of course!!!). Anyway, I highly recommend you see it if you love Nintendo and Retroness!!

The image below is very retro and represents the movie very well considering it is based off of a retro video game. Please enjoy it and view it at your own pleasure! - Trent Coleman

New friend!

 Hello subjects.

I just finished my midterms! I passed, thankfully... However, that isn't why I'm writing this post. 

I'm writing it because.... I got a new friend! It's a Moogle from Final Fantasy. He is either seen floating above my resting spot (my bed) or sitting in my subterranean dungeon (my office). 

What should I name him? Any and all suggestions are welcome.

Thanks,

Trent Coleman

Hey Colefam!

 

I got the new mario plush from nintendo! i love this little guy! can't wait to sensually and slowly touch marios with trent once we both get our plushies! :3

New Plush Alert!

 Hello subjects, 

I have made the decision to buy a Super Mario Plush- Japanese- Rare stuffed animal for just over $20 on eBay alone! This is what it looks like:

I hope I made the right purchase. Thanks for reading subjects!

- T C

Is this real

I was thinking about getting prime membership and I was about to call it off until i saw this image, is nathaneieiel bandy really a pat of the prime day deal??? plz respond! thx 

Caught a Chocobo!!!!

 Hello Subjects!

I'm pleased to inform you that a few days ago when I was playing Final Fantasy II...... I found and caught a Chocobo! The music that plays when riding is so fun! Image below..

Best regards,

Trent Coleman

Jackson's First Post

Hey guys! I'm glad to be here on this website! ^_^

A New Destiny

Hello subjects,

I have decided to leave my dungeon and step outside. Look at how high quality the graphics are! I highly recommend every human to go outside and explore your surroundings! You may find a hidden treasure or a secret path that may lead you down an unforeseen destiny! Here's a complimentary and motivational image I took to hopefully inspire all to explore more often:

 

Safe travels, explorers! 

Trent Coleman

New Game Alert!

 Hello subjects,

I'm currently playing a video game called Final Fantasy Tactics - War of the Lions on the PlayStation Portable! I had to apply a confusing patch in order to play the game in its purest form, but I think it was worth it in the end! Picture posted below.

Thanks for reading,

Trent Coleman

Got Spoiled for Sex...

  Hello subjects....

I'm watching a movie called Pulp Fiction with my fellow guardians and I'm getting spoiled for the act of "sex!" He just started eating her out! This is preposterous. 

I'll keep you guys updated,

Trent Coleman

New Pokemon Caught!

 Hello my subjects!

Today I bought Pokemon Scarlet for the Nintendo Switch, and after playing for a short while, I caught my first "Shroodle!" I decided to name him "LARGE PENIS" due to my ginormous phallus. He is currently at level 7, and I can't wait for him to join me on the rest of my adventure in the Paldea Region! Image posted below:

Thanks for reading,

Trent Coleman