Got Spoiled for Sex...

  Hello subjects....

I'm watching a movie called Pulp Fiction with my fellow guardians and I'm getting spoiled for the act of "sex!" He just started eating her out! This is preposterous. 

I'll keep you guys updated,

Trent Coleman

New Pokemon Caught!

 Hello my subjects!

Today I bought Pokemon Scarlet for the Nintendo Switch, and after playing for a short while, I caught my first "Shroodle!" I decided to name him "LARGE PENIS" due to my ginormous phallus. He is currently at level 7, and I can't wait for him to join me on the rest of my adventure in the Paldea Region! Image posted below:

Thanks for reading,

Trent Coleman

new console idea: xbox GO!

 you can play xbox games on the go, including xbox games pass, here's an image i made showing how this idea can work out, it is also backwards compatible with xbox one, xbox 360, and the original xbox. 

New games: gears of war 6, banjo threeie, conker another bad fur day, 

new hardware: kinect 2 

any thoughts? put your own ideas down.

is this real?

 

can anyone confirm if it's real or not

The World Could End Soon

 

Hello subjects,

We are currently on the brink of nuclear war. This was made clear to me through an internet meme detailing just that. The image will be posted below this message;

I also realize that even if the rumors of incoming nuclear war subside, we will all still perish when the sun explodes in 2 billion years. My one true hope is that we survive this inevitable conflict.

Thanks,

Trent Coleman

ignore, posting this so i can remember all of the letters before finals this week :P

 

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